You know, I could never understand men’s fascination with women swallowing their cum. Maybe some of my male readers can help me understand the logistics. But that’s not important to this post (um…maybe it is…). My wonderful but oh-so-kinky hub-hubs showed me this link, we both knew it had to go on the blog:
If you followed the link, you would’ve seen the title heading of: Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes. Did you catch that last part? Semen-based recipes.
According to author, Fotie Photenhauer, here is why you should add a little jizz in your jello:
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients – you will love this cook book!
You have to go the book’s page and read the comments…I’m begging you to…or you’ll miss this gem:
When I get home from work every day, my kids’ and wife’s eyes just light right up. Why do they light up? Cause when Daddy gets home, he pops a viagra pill, and for the next 2 hours he masturbates non-stop until he has just enough semen to spruce up dinner. You can’t store it, fresh cum is the only way to go. By the time my cock is red, the wife and kids are already sitting at the dinner table, food all prepared and waiting on me. Next thing you know, a big smile stretches across my face to see my whole family gobbling down a little piece of me in their gravy :’) Brings tears to my eyes and I am filled with overwhelming joy. Buy this book if you truly want to have a religious experience at the dinner table every evening! Hell, even holding this book and reading through the recipes will have you licking your lips and talking to God! IT IS THAT F**KING AMAZING!
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And there you have it,
Credit: Science Blogs.com and lulu.com.