Filed Under WTF?: Woman Wins Right to Masturbate at Work

Ana Catarian Bezerra is a 36-year-old Brazilian woman who suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality. Ana, an accountant by day, began to have problems at work because the only way to relieve said anxiety is by masturbating. A lot. Now, after winning a court battle and seeking professional medical help, Ana is allowed to masturbate and watch porn — using her work’s computer, no less — legally.

Ana wasn’t always like this, she was worse:

“I got so bad I would to masturbate up to forty seven-times a day. That’s when I asked for help, I knew it wasn’t normal.”

Carlos Howert, Ana’s doctor, prescribes Ana with a “cocktail” (read: an entire medicine cabinet’s worth) of tranquilizers. We’re not sure how that “cocktail” doesn’t knock Ana out (half a Claritin feels like an elephant tranquilizer to us), but thanks to Dr. Howert’s concoction, Ana only has to masturbate around eighteen-times a day.

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I don’t know about you, but I think I want her job.

4 thoughts on “Filed Under WTF?: Woman Wins Right to Masturbate at Work

  1. Chantale Reve says:

    Hmm, I’ve been feeling a little anxiety at work lately. I can see it now:

    Me: Bob, I’m a bit stressed out now.
    Bob: Hey, Chantale, why don’t you go for a walk?
    Me: Nah, I just need a little break … in the ladies’ room.
    Bob: OK, I’ll see you later.

    I head to the ladies’ room. My boss, Bob, heads to the adjacent men’s room — and adjusts the spy camera in the wall.

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