Filed Under WTF?: Weird-Ass Sex Toys

Now, I’ve exposed ‘special’ sex toys before but these are something special. Credit to Oddee.com for the link.

At first glance, these toys don’t look so bad…that is, until you read the description:

 

Vixen, Magic, Neo & Uni
Includes: Inflatable canine silicone dildo, inflation bulb, 4 feet of tubing, plug, black satin storage pouch, and generous Cinnalube sampler with squeeze bottle dispenser.

Anatomical replica of a Labrador Retriever (Vixen), small Dalmation (Magic), small Boxer (Neo), Spaniel (Uni)
– Black & brown testicle base.
– Inflatable knot replicates the natural expansion during the canine act of tying.
– Medical grade silicone, completely odorless, hypoallergenic.
– High gloss, silky smooth finish emulates the natural wet look and feel.
– Embedded natural, provocative color tints, no surface colorants to rub or wear off.
– Soft and pliable, just-right firmness, stiffens slightly and naturally as the knot swells.

 

Now, did you read that first line? It took me a short while to figure exactly what I was looking until I realized these toys are created to simulate bestiality. In case some of your dirty freaks are curious, the link to the website is on the picture.

 

Yes, you’re seeing this picture correctly. And yes, we all should purify ourselves in Lake Minnetonka to save our souls. For the real dirrty freaks, the link to the website is on the picture.

I’m only spotlighting two because honestly…I think these two is more than sufficient for this post. -V.

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