*jacked from The Weekly Vice*
I dare any of you readers of the Intoxication to read this without laughing….
And it was apparently not a very good one.
Police found all three naked from the waist down, apparently (but not surprisingly) intoxicated.
Williams had allegedly pulled a knife and said, “Somebody is going to eat my (blank) or I’m going to cut your (blank)ing throat,” according to a police report quoted by The Weekly Vice.
Fill in the blanks yourself, and you can see how this turned ugly in addition to smelly.
Credit: Buck Wolf, Weird News Guide
Curious…do they make Tic-Tacs for pussies?