Category Archives: Filed Under WTF?
Filed Under WTF?: iPad Fleshlight
Credit: Gizmodo.com
You know, I really have no words for this post…only pictures:
And in honor of Wrestlemania tomorrow:
I just can’t…
(Click on the gizmodo link at the top if you want to read the full article.)
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Filed Under WTF?: Um, I’m not eating that…
You know, I could never understand men’s fascination with women swallowing their cum. Maybe some of my male readers can help me understand the logistics. But that’s not important to this post (um…maybe it is…). My wonderful but oh-so-kinky hub-hubs showed me this link, we both knew it had to go on the blog:
http://scienceblogs.com/grrlscientist/2010/06/natural_harvest_a_collection_o.php
If you followed the link, you would’ve seen the title heading of: Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes. Did you catch that last part? Semen-based recipes.
According to author, Fotie Photenhauer, here is why you should add a little jizz in your jello:
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients – you will love this cook book!
Um, yeah…
You have to go the book’s page and read the comments…I’m begging you to…or you’ll miss this gem:
When I get home from work every day, my kids’ and wife’s eyes just light right up. Why do they light up? Cause when Daddy gets home, he pops a viagra pill, and for the next 2 hours he masturbates non-stop until he has just enough semen to spruce up dinner. You can’t store it, fresh cum is the only way to go. By the time my cock is red, the wife and kids are already sitting at the dinner table, food all prepared and waiting on me. Next thing you know, a big smile stretches across my face to see my whole family gobbling down a little piece of me in their gravy :’) Brings tears to my eyes and I am filled with overwhelming joy. Buy this book if you truly want to have a religious experience at the dinner table every evening! Hell, even holding this book and reading through the recipes will have you licking your lips and talking to God! IT IS THAT F**KING AMAZING!
I love being a blogger.
And there you have it,
-V.
Credit: Science Blogs.com and lulu.com.
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Filed Under WTF?: No, but seriously, Officer…she was a hooker!
Just when I’ve heard it all, I hear something else that shocks the hell out of me…from last fall 2011:
A MAN caught having sex with a donkey stunned a court on Monday by claiming that the animal was in fact a hooker he pulled from a nightclub.
Zvishavane magistrate Mildred Matuvi heard how Moyo was found by police officers on routine patrol performing a sex act on the animal inside his yard just after 4AM last Sunday.
Although he was not formally asked to enter a plea, Moyo admitted committing the crime but told the magistrate an enthralling tale which had the court in stitches.
For more on this story, click here.
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I just don’t…I don’t….WTF???
Filed Under WTF?: Have Sex, Forget Everything? (NSFW)
Her husband must’ve put it on her real good. Talk about mind-blowing sex.
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For one woman, sex was mind-blowing and, literally, totally forgettable, all at the same time.
A case study published in the September issue of the Journal of Emergency Medicine reported that a 54-year old woman experienced memory loss after having sex with her husband. The patient came into the Georgetown University Hospital emergency department, complaining she could not recall anything 24 hours before climaxing.
The authors of the case report, Drs. Kevin Maloy and Jonathan Davis of Georgetown, diagnosed the woman with transient global amnesia, a rare and sudden episode of memory loss. According to experts, the episodes are temporary and unlikely to happen again.
”Transient global amnesia is caused by a scrambling of the memory circuits in the brain, often brought on by physical or emotional triggers,” said Dr. Carol Lippa, a professor of neurology at Drexel University Medical School. “In post-coital cases, transient global amnesia may be related to changes in blood flow in the vessels that feed the brain’s memory formation areas — sort of a remote consequence of the altered blood flow that occurs during sex.”
For more on the article, click here.
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Now I’ll admit, I’ve had some sex that made me speak in foreign tongue and make me stupid for a short time, but to forget who I am? That’s some powerful dick!
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Filed Under WTF?: What a smooth ride…
You know, I didn’t know there were people out there that actually did this…
I wonder if the guy driving the car just happens to look like this:
Filed Under WTF?: No, You Are NOT Lorena Bobbitt.
(Reuters) – A California woman has been arrested over accusations she drugged her estranged husband, cut off his penis and ground it up in a garbage disposal before alerting police, authorities said on Tuesday.
Catherine Kieu Becker, 48, was taken into custody on Monday night after telling officers who found her husband tied to the bed and bleeding from his groin that he had “deserved it”, Garden Grove Police Lt. Jeff Nightengale said in a written statement.
Becker is accused of drugging her husband’s food to make him sleepy, slicing off his penis with a knife, tossing it into the garbage disposal and turning the unit on, Nightengale said. She then called 911, he added.
Becker’s 51-year-old husband, who was not identified by police, told detectives he laid down on the bed, believing something was wrong with his food, Nightengale said.
He later woke up to find himself tied to the bed with his wife tugging at his clothes before she grabbed his penis and cut it off, Nightengale said the man had reported.
Becker was arrested on suspicion of aggravated mayhem, false imprisonment, assault with a deadly weapon, administering a drug with intent to commit a felony, poisoning and spousal abuse and booked into Orange County jail.
Her husband was taken to a local hospital, where he underwent emergency surgery and was listed in serious condition.
Nightengale said the couple was apparently married but going through a divorce.
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Okay, in all fairness….Lorena Bobbitt cut off her husband’s penis because he was abusive towards her and she admitted later she regretted it. But this bitch? She’s just evil.
Filed Under WTF?: Dr. JackOff and Mr. Hyde
I love craigslist. I can often find good deals on there for furniture, accessories, and tickets. And oh yes, this gem:
Now, that’s not too bad, is it? A guy, an active leader in the community, has two young sons, and he’s looking for a special someone? That’s pretty harmless, right?
Now just click on this little gem and I should mention, it’s by the same guy:
Looking for some hot M F M fun – m4mw
Um…um….just….wow.
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Filed Under WTF?: Woman Wins Right to Masturbate at Work
Ana Catarian Bezerra is a 36-year-old Brazilian woman who suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality. Ana, an accountant by day, began to have problems at work because the only way to relieve said anxiety is by masturbating. A lot. Now, after winning a court battle and seeking professional medical help, Ana is allowed to masturbate and watch porn — using her work’s computer, no less — legally.
Ana wasn’t always like this, she was worse:
“I got so bad I would to masturbate up to forty seven-times a day. That’s when I asked for help, I knew it wasn’t normal.”
Carlos Howert, Ana’s doctor, prescribes Ana with a “cocktail” (read: an entire medicine cabinet’s worth) of tranquilizers. We’re not sure how that “cocktail” doesn’t knock Ana out (half a Claritin feels like an elephant tranquilizer to us), but thanks to Dr. Howert’s concoction, Ana only has to masturbate around eighteen-times a day.
For more on the story, click here.
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I don’t know about you, but I think I want her job.
