Long Overdue…my review of OhMiBod…

Note: I was not, in any way, shape or form, paid by the manufacturers of OhMiBod to do this review.  I am doing this out of the love of sex toys and because I told them I would give them an honest and fair review. There, now you have it.

For my 30th birthday, my wonderful husband gave me the OhMiBod vibrator. I wrote a story on it (Hot in the City which is posted on the blog.) How I wrote about a toy I never tried is for another blog. I planned to treat myself to the OhMiBod as a Christmas gift and well, Christmas came in October.

It took me a while to try the toy for I was never really alone at any given point. When I was finally alone, I couldn’t wait. I took it out of the box and stared at the sleek and shiny wonder. Truth to be told, I was almost apprehensive of trying the toy–it was too pretty. But my husband didn’t buy me a toy because it was pretty. No, he bought it so I can try it.

After enough gazing and staring, I finally inserted the batteries and tried it first without the music. The OhMiBod has about 7 different settings so it takes a minute to figure out which one would really work for you. There’s a pulsating speed for those who like it nice and easy. There’s what I like to call a ‘car purring’ speed that starts slow and speeds up to become slow again. It really depends on what you’re into. Me? I’m a fan of the fast and Get-Me-Off-Quickly style so I turned it up to the highest setting.

Yeah. OhMiGod.

If you have an overly sensitive clit like I do, the sensation is almost overwhelming at first. You might think you’re going to jump out of bed and hit the ceiling due to the motion.  Yes, it’s that good.

But you wanna know what’s really hot? When it’s set to your favorite music, the vibration is unpredictable. Meaning, you can cum several times in just one song. I’m personally a fan of ‘In Da Club’ by 50 Cent and I didn’t really care for that song before.

Of course, every good thing does have a bad feature: invest in a lot of batteries. You will go through them like it’s nobody’s business. But honestly, going through a lot batteries so you can have a lot of orgasms? I think that’s a fair trade, don’t you?

The toy, itself, is pretty loud when it’s at the highest setting. But  that’s only a concern if you’re masturbating with someone in the room with you. (Shouldn’t they be helping anyways?)

Also, and I have to point this out because I didn’t know until I tried it, the OhMiBod is very sensitive. Meaning, it will vibrate to the bassline of the song–as well as the melody, the singing, the guitars, etc. Now, that’s good if you want to just cum. That’s bad if you want to actually enjoy your masturbation session and prolong it as possible. My suggestion is to create a special playlist for the OhMiBod. Your pussy and clit will thank you.

In all, out of five stars possible, I give OhMiBod a solid 4. It’s a damn good toy.

And there you have it.

-V.